Up and coming games…
Do you ever wonder to yourself, “Gee, self… I wonder when this game is going to come out? I know I heard something about it, but I have no idea where I read it and that stupid Adventuress is never any help when it comes to dates. I wish she’d just burn in the fiery, angry pits of Hades.”
Well, I say to you… that’s just mean and cruel. WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT ON ME?! I didn’t do anything to be burned in hades! I mean, yeah… I did push that old lady down the stairs that ONE TIME, but she totally deserved it. She TALKED to me in the BATHROOM (see this post to know what I’m talking about). I just can’t stand stuff like that! IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
Ahem. What was I talking about? Oh yes… the fact that it’d be so nice to have a compiled list of dates that the adventure games will be coming out. Well, guess what? There is a lovely website that is already DOING THAT. YES. The name of the website is called GameBoomers and they have all sorts of lovely adventure type things. This includes the awesome compiled list that I was just talking about, which you can find by clicking rigggggght here.
Want to know when the new Jane Austen game, Grey Matter, is suppose to come out? BAM, Winter 2007. How about the next installation of Sam and Max? SHALOOZA… December 2006. Perhaps you want to know when The End of the World will be here? MONKEY HAMMERS!!! Wait… this list says it’s going to happen next week. What the hell and ZOMGs?
Actually, they don’t have the date for the end of the world… Though that would be useful. Then I can plan on my world domination without having too many people fight back against me, because of course… I’ll be the only one left alive WHEN THE END OF THE WORLD COMES.
How, you may ask? I’m invincible. I bet you didn’t know that. The secret is to my invincibility, you may ask? Years of playing adventure games.
And Twinkies.
You, too, can become invincible with that recipe. Just remember, if you do become invincible, I’m going to be your ruler when the end of the world comes.
Just remember Skeletor… you may be L’Invincible, but your ass IS MINE when the end of the world comes.
Just sayin’.
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