The Adventuress

Tuesday Treasure Trove: Numero VI

by Amber on June 27th, 2006

Ummm… so.

Uh…

Okay… I played a game for Tuesday Treasure Trove #6… but. Um. Well.

See the thing is… I found a short game on Adventure Game Studio because… Um. I was busy over the weekend and didn’t have time to play! Ahhh! You’ve gotten it out of me! What kind of adventuress am I?

Please read on, loyal viewers.

So… I picked out the silliest game EVAR and this is what I came up with.

Chick Chaser by Aussie.

Yes… I did say Chick Chaser. I bet you can’t guess what you do in this game?

THAT’S RIGHT! You chase chicks around!

This game is kind of like a Leisure Suit Larry meets idiotic college dude. The difference, though, is that the idiotic college dude realizes the error of his ways and realizes that his ideas of women are in the wrong place.

Yeah…

So, you start off with a cutscreen of Andrew, the main man, and his buddy, Mahatma, who just happens to call himself Dr. Love. Well, Andrew is caught drooling over some chick by his girlfriend and she’s none to happy. It turns out that Andrew missed a date with her last night and boy… is she pissed. She decides right then and there to break up with his sorry arse (that one’s for you, Gnome).

Yeah… I bet Andrew agrees with whatever she says. Woman objectification in progress!

Andrew is a bit taken aback, because tonight is the night of the big party! OMG!

What is he going to do without a girl to take to a party!? LIFE MAY BE OVER WITHOUT A GIRL.

So, with the help of your friend, Mahatma, you try to figure out what you should do about the party. Your buddy tells you to find another date. HAH! That’s easier than it sounds. You just happen to be a stupid college student with a beer gut.

Sucks to be you.

Throughout the game, you meet a couple of girls who might be possible dates to the big party. You have to figure out a way to get them to like you. There’s a girl who likes the intellectual types… well, you just happen to be a moron who can barely read. What do you do to get her to like you? And then there’s a girl who likes the jock type… You know… all muscley and stuff. Well, you just happen to be fat. And probably stinky, but since I can’t smell characters on a computer game, I can’t tell you if that’s true or not. And then there’s a girl who wants you to help her cheat on a test. You help her out, get the exam for her and it turns out she can’t go to the party with you, because she already has different arrangements. But this doesn’t stop her from kissing you. That dirty tramp!

After you realize there’s no women left to date you, you go to the party anyways. And low and behold… The three women you’ve asked to go with you to the party are standing around talking about you.

You may ask, what are they talking about?

Well, apparently your friend, Mahatma, has bribed them into tricking you into talking to them. Your girlfriend finds out about you talking to all these women. There are pictures, you know. There’s one of you talking to the intellectual girl… and then another one of you talking to the girl who likes muscles. And then there’s the most incriminating evidence of all… The picture of you kissing another girl. Your girlfriend decides to date Mahatma instead and runs off with him to his family’s cabin.

You must find the cabin. Of course you have to sneak into the Dean’s office to find out where this is. Once you do that, you head out on a bus to your buddy’s house and find the girl of your dreams… your girlfriend. You’ve finally realized that you can’t go through life looking at other chicks, because it’s just not fair to your girl.

Life sure sucks when you’re missing your girl

Man, no wonder your chick left you.

Uhhh huh.

I’m sure you’re still following me, right?

Well if you are, then you’ll see this:

Shocking, isn’t it? Well, not so much shocking as weird. Look at the pineapple in underwear!!

Oh! You ARE still with me. You must be a true Adventuress fan.

Anyways… Andrew wins his girl over and gets married in the end and that is that.

That is quite the wedding when you need a bouncer.

Wasn’t that exciting?

Yeah, not really.

I gave this game a 1 out of 5 pirate hats, because I was only mildly entertained. And the puzzles sucked… and the music was midi files of old songs from like the 60s.

Is that being too harsh? I hope not…

Anyways… next week, I plan on playing The Longest Journey, because I happened to get my grubby little hands on it! Yay!

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