The Adventuress

Sacred Rings: A New Game

by Amber on August 4th, 2006

The Adventure Company is looking to release a new adventure game entitled The Sacred Rings. Apparently The Sacred Rings is a sequel to another adventure game I never played called Aura: Fates of the Ages. Apparently you stole a bunch of stuff from some bad guys in Aura: Fate of the Ages and now in The Sacred Rings, the bad guys try to get even by sending an army of evil weird looking guys after their stolen items.

I think this is a new face they put on Mount Rushmore with all the presidents.

What does this teach you as a person? Don’t steal evil people’s stuff, because they’ll send armies after you and try to kill you dead. With knives and axes and crap.

You can download the trailer over at WorthPlaying. It’s about 27mb, so if you’re on a dial up connection, you may want to go jump off a cliff or drown in a river made of your own tears.

How do you get your hair so silky smooth?

I’m just kidding. You don’t have to jump off a cliff if you have dialup. Don’t be so damn sensitive. The Adventuress still loves you whether you have to browse all her adventuring goodness with high speed or dial up.

Some random pictures I have no witty comments for.

Please don’t hurt yourself. At least not too much.

If you don’t want to download the trailer, you may bask in all that is YouTube.

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