New Adventure Game for Blondes
If you’re blonde and you like pirates and buccaneers, then I might have just the game for you. According to this article on Anaconda’s website, a new game called So Blonde is set to hit the world like a loud pop of the breast implants. Wow, that was a weird analogy. Oh well, let’s just go with it. The man behind the game, Steve Ince (the same man responsible for the Broken Sword series), has quite the little adventure planned out for our adventuring blonde, Sunny Blonde. Really… does she have to be so blonde that her last name is Blonde? That’s over doing it a little, don’t ya think? GEEZE.
Sunny Blonde is said to be a rich girl who is more interested in partying with her friends than celebrating her parent’s anniversary on a cruise ship. Things go awry, as they always do on cruise ships, when a huge storm hits the ship, causing Sunny to pass out. After passing out, her lifeless body is put onto a life boat and when she awakes, Sunny is on an island. A deserted island. Except it isn’t so deserted, because it would seem that Sunny has been transported back centuries to the time of pirates and buccaneers. Why doesn’t cool stuff like that ever happen to me?
So, how will Sunny get by without a mall, a cellphone, makeup or hair dye? How will she ever get away from the totally stinky pirates? I guess we’ll have to wait… and see.
So Blonde has a November release date for the German speaking citizens of the world. There isn’t any word yet on the English version, but I can only guess it won’t be far behind.
Tags: Anaconda, Misc., New Games
2 opinions for New Adventure Game for Blondes
gnome
Mar 9, 2007 at 11:50 am
Already fluent in German, so, guess I’ll just dye the beard and be ready for this one…
Amber
Mar 9, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Man… I wish I knew German… there would be so many more games I could play! Curses!
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