LucasArts EXPLODES!!!
Hehe… Well, LucasArts didn’t really explode… but I do think that the world may be coming to an end!
They have announced at the E3 Conference this year a NEW Indiana Jones game! INDIANA JONES?! Have they gone mad?! Indiana Jones has NOTHING to do with Star Wars! I’m shocked, quite frankly. SHOCKED!
I am AMAZED that they have FINALLY veered away from their standard Star Wars crap. I mean, sure… there will probably be 15 Star Wars games that come out before the estimated Summer 2007 availability date for Indiana Jones, but at least we’ll get something new…
My guess is that they will can the production of the Indy game, just like they did to a new Monkey Island game AND Sam and Max. And that’s just pure evil to do to a poor adventuress, such as myself.
Hmmm, and this game will be bad news for those people who aren’t going to have a PS3 or a XBox 360 (like me…) What happened to the Indy games we used to be able to play on our computer? They’re changing everything! DAMN YOU LUCASARTS! DAMN YOOOOOOOOU!!!!
And here are some screenshots:
After looking through LucasArts screen shots, I notice that Indy likes to wail on Asians. What’s up with that? He’s such an ahole.
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