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Indiana Jones 4… THE MOVIE

by Amber on January 2nd, 2007

So… yeah… It’s not really adventure gaming news, but seriously, it’s awesome nonetheless…

There is going to be an INDIANA JONES 4. WITH HARRISON FORD.

Can Harrison Ford still walk? I mean, seriously, it’s been 19 years since the last release of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Oh my God… 19 years?! I feel super old! It totally doesn’t seem like it was 19 years since they made that movie. I was like 10 years old when that came out… Wait, that would make me 29 and I’m not 29.. yet. But seriously, I think this is the first moment in my life that one of my favorite movies, which was made 19 years ago, has made me feel old. I can’t believe this.

And speaking of old… wasn’t Harrison Ford old 19 years ago when he did Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Is it going to be called Indiana Jones and the Adventures in Geritol? Indiana Jones and the Search of Adult Diapers That Don’t Leak?

I hear he’s also getting a new get outfit, too. LucasFilms (*vomit*) did a market analysis on what women would like to see on Harrison Ford in the next Indiana Jones movie.

So, he’s going from looking like this:

He’ll cut you, biotch

To looking like this:

Studly, isn’t he?

Okay, I’m just kidding. I actually think that is the worse photo EVER of Harrison Ford and his skinny legs. I just actually threw up in my mouth a little. Sick.

In all seriousness, though, Harrison Ford is on of my favorite actors… and Indiana Jones one of my favorite characters, so I’ll definitely be checking out this film in all it digitalized glory when it comes out.

CAN’T WAIT. Well… I guess I’m going to have to, because according to this article, the movie won’t be out until the fourth quarter of 2008.

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