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Adventure Games… Right on your PSP!

by Amber on February 24th, 2006

Hurray! Adventure games on your PSP?! If only there were world peace and hamburgers for everyone! Then LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT!

But alas, we’ll never get hamburgers for everyone… or world peace. It’s a nice thought, though.

Anyways. I was cruising Gamespot’s site and came across this lovely DIY PSP Games article and I thought I would pass it on to my troops.

That’d be you, by the way. And no, you don’t have to go fight in any wars. You just have to fight against the tyranny of boredom. And that’s an order!

Here is a small clip from zee article:

Owners of the PlayStation Portable will soon be able to make their own adventure games for the handheld. According to the latest issue of Famitsu magazine, From Software will release a utility game, called Adventure Player, that will let gamers create an adventure game on PCs and then play it on the road with the mobile PSP.

And get this! Adventure Player will only cost you 3,990 yen!! Yes! For the low low price of 3,990 yen, you can have everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more! It cleans, it dries, it takes the trash out and does the dishes! And it even curls your hair. Even if you don’t want it to!

And for those of you not cultured enough to know what 3,990 yen equals in dollars (like me), you can look at spending about $38. Not too bad for UNLIMITED AMOUNTS OF GAMING PLEASURE!!! Why it’s in American money, I don’t know, because there are no plans for it coming to the US. You foreigners get all the cool crap. Damnit.

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